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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Byrdie.</title><link>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/</link><description>Random thoughts and bits of fluffy wisdom from me - Heather B. You need it. You want it. Trust me on this one. 
Need me? heatherebyrd@gmail.com</description><generator>Tumblr (byrdie)</generator><item><title>pile:  This photo speaks for itself (from Ad Age)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/bS5PmR2TG8yebdpbN9vvby4W_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://andrewpile.com/post/34691213" target="_blank"&gt;pile&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;blockquote&gt;This photo speaks for itself (from &lt;a href="http://adage.com/bigtent/post?article_id=126962" target="_blank"&gt;Ad Age&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34706198</link><guid>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34706198</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 17:53:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Don't you just hate it when...</title><description>Your morning kicks off with an unplanned impromptu visit from your plumber so that he can fix the...</description><link>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34699939</link><guid>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34699939</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 16:40:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>claudia:

pica:
Yogurt power.These female-targeted yogurt ads...</title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="400" height="400"&gt;&#13;
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&lt;blockquote&gt;Yogurt power.&lt;/blockquote&gt;These female-targeted yogurt ads are truly ridiculous. And really though, who &lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;DOES&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt; serve yogurt at their wedding? These bullshit ads belong in the same category as the commercials about the disgusting powder that you add to water to make it “exciting”, and apparently is as thrilling as buying “sexy, new underwear.” I’d make a nose-dive for the remote every time they came on to avoid having my young daughter grow up believing that all you need to do to feel empowered is sprinkle some pink-coloured aspartame into your bottled water.  &lt;i&gt;So much &lt;b&gt;hate&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SO freaking true&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34664406</link><guid>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34664406</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 10:41:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>To the studio!</title><description>kelbyray:  It’s 8am. On our way to the studio. But not a recording studio, a TV studio! I won’t...</description><link>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34552830</link><guid>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34552830</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 11:59:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>alohanico:  
byrdie:  And lastly, this is from our shoot in the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/F9jz1IbiI8sra2b97BuU5Xv5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alohanico.tumblr.com/post/34273626" target="_blank"&gt;alohanico&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34266229" target="_blank"&gt;byrdie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;blockquote&gt;And lastly, this is from our shoot in the park the other day which will be on the cover of the May 15th issue. Not me - but the mod of course whoi just happened to be my high school buddy Laura who is drop dead gorgeous. This shot is SO senior pic. Tee-hee.&lt;/blockquote&gt;    Reminiscent of the shots in &lt;i&gt;Seventeen’s&lt;/i&gt; School Zone features circa the mid-nineties. Please tell me I’m not the only one who remembers those…&lt;/blockquote&gt;  &lt;p&gt; I do remember those pics - they were shot with a bunch of students from Hillsboro High School in Nashville.   &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34275564</link><guid>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34275564</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 18:11:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I just applied for my 2008 Lollapalooza credentials. I have...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/F9jz1IbiI8stcp38v62f0Esp_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I just applied for my 2008 Lollapalooza credentials. I have never been to Chicago and I am SO looking forward to catching up with all my pals in Chi-town. YIPPEE!!!</description><link>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34271281</link><guid>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34271281</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 17:13:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>And lastly, this is from our shoot in the park the other day...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/F9jz1IbiI8sra2b97BuU5Xv5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And lastly, this is from our shoot in the park the other day which will be on the cover of the May 15th issue. Not me - but the mod of course whoi just happened to be my high school buddy Laura who is drop dead gorgeous. This shot is SO senior pic. Tee-hee.</description><link>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34266229</link><guid>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34266229</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 16:15:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Here I am standing in for the mods on the day we did the Studio...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/F9jz1IbiI8sr6oamW4mrlqOG_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Here I am standing in for the mods on the day we did the Studio 54 shoot at Layl’a. I need to remember to fix my hair next time.</description><link>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34266040</link><guid>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34266040</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 16:13:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Whenever Sam Simpkins (the staff photographer) and I work on a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/F9jz1IbiI8sr38xfEGGYO5HM_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Whenever Sam Simpkins (the staff photographer) and I work on a photoshoot for the magazine, he usually needs a “stand in” to pose where the model will pose so he can check the light. I was under the assumption that he usually just erases those photos in the editing process, but today I discovered a whole treasure trove of them in a file marked “Stand In” on his desktop. Here are a few of the better ones. Trust me, there were plenty of plain awful ones. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is one from the day we shot Kenny for the cover of our Spring Break issue. I was hiding behind him holding his shirt taut. Tee-hee. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34265766</link><guid>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34265766</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 16:10:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This is a commercial for Budweiser, directed by Harmony Korine....</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtWj9fwd_7s"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QtWj9fwd_7s" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This is a commercial for Budweiser, directed by Harmony Korine. It was filmed in Nashville at Springwater and features a host of local musicians.</description><link>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34157169</link><guid>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34157169</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 16:44:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>It sucks to get dumped but after the requisite two-week...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/F9jz1IbiI8raythhKZBjfymb_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It sucks to get dumped but after the requisite two-week depression you go meet your friends and realize, “Holy shit, there are a lot of fucking hot fish in the sea.”  (Via Vice)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr noshade&gt;</description><link>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34152701</link><guid>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34152701</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 15:51:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>We love Ad-Rock as much as the next girl but getting his fart’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/F9jz1IbiI8rav53i1tMy36pa_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;We love Ad-Rock as much as the next girl but getting his fart’s autograph goes way past simple ass-kissing and starts to get scatological.</description><link>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34152581</link><guid>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34152581</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 15:48:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>You think you’re into design but you’re not a true furniture...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/F9jz1IbiI8ratunpcseZv985_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;You think you’re into design but you’re not a true furniture snob until you can say your ass has &lt;i&gt;never, ever&lt;/i&gt; touched&lt;i&gt; any&lt;/i&gt; of those tacky subway seats.</description><link>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34152542</link><guid>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34152542</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 15:47:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Swedish bums have too much money and healthcare to illicit any...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/F9jz1IbiI8raryzzM6qBpui7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Swedish bums have too much money and healthcare to illicit any sympathy, so feel free to yell, “Move it, Clogs,” and send this guy careening into the flowers. (Via Vice)</description><link>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34152477</link><guid>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34152477</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 15:46:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Just when you thought the summer couldn’t get any hotter, the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/F9jz1IbiI8rafz8kcrLNlJA8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Just when you thought the summer couldn’t get any hotter, the Mayor of Margaritaville and the President of Pussy Eating show up and invite you to a joint-rolling contest. (Via Vice)</description><link>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34151862</link><guid>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34151862</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 15:36:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Now here’s a great look that just can’t go wrong and is totally...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/F9jz1IbiI8r9yeuzd4y8KYsf_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Now here’s a great look that just can’t go wrong and is totally the NOW thing for 2008: Head-to-toe American Apparel. Hubba hubba! (Dov, that’ll be $10,000 made out to Vice Publishing, thanks.)</description><link>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34150906</link><guid>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34150906</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 15:23:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hey kid, did you find out about “nu-rave fashion” via one-legged...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/F9jz1IbiI8r9thl53scS7JBM_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Hey kid, did you find out about “nu-rave fashion” via one-legged carrier pigeon? Not only did it suck in the first place, but the only person who’s still into it is your “cool” aunt who’s so proud of listening to M.I.A. (Via Vice)</description><link>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34150734</link><guid>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34150734</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 15:19:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Today's weather matches my mood from yesterday</title><description>Its pouring down rain. Has been all day long. Yesterday I was really blue all day.  It was sunny...</description><link>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34146167</link><guid>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34146167</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 14:28:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Man in me</title><description>mfs:  
miguelpiresdarosa:   The man in me will do nearly any task, And as for compensation, there’s...</description><link>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34145919</link><guid>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34145919</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 14:25:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>jocelynsmith:  I borrowed a soft box from a friend. ...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/P3bvuccwY8q7uy0qlXU7c80I_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jocelynsmith.tumblr.com/post/34066684" target="_blank"&gt;jocelynsmith&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;blockquote&gt;I borrowed a soft box from a friend.  Professional equipment makes such a difference.&lt;/blockquote&gt;  &lt;p&gt; My goodness how fast they are growing up! Little Griffin is adorable and Ford simply looks omnipotent. :) They are just beautiful Jocelyn. XO &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34145439</link><guid>http://byrdie.tumblr.com/post/34145439</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 14:20:27 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
