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May 1

And lastly

I have an almost uncontrollable urge to punch someone square in the face today. Like I literally want to disfigure them, maybe not permanently but definitely until 2009 or something. I know exactly who I want to punch. Seriously, I feel like I could start a massacre. In fact, it has been all I could do today to not track that person down and just royally fuck them up.

Did I mention I have never been in a fight before? Somehow I think I might have beginner’s luck for this particular situation.

Everything comes around that goes around. Absolutely everything. That girl better be looking over her shoulder at A L L T I M E S.


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