In which I confront the questions of the ages…
What the hell am I banging and bruising my knee on repeatedly? Who is kicking me without my knowledge?
Where did all my red pens go? How do I keep buying and buying red pens and yet never have any?
Is it totally wrong to think the cleaning people are probably stealing my pens?
Why has my hair suddenly decided to be curly? When did this happen? My hair has been poker-straight my entire life. In high school I would use the curling iron every damn day and would still be lucky to create a wave that lasted longer than an hour. Now? That I decided to embrace the straight hair and got a haircut designed for super-sleek and straight hair? Curly. Wavy. Bendy. I’m not really sure. I do kind of like it, which means it’s totally just a humidity fluke and will go away in a week.
How am I going to get my anniversary flowers home tomorrow? Should I buckle them in?
Why do so many medications cause “drymouth?” My tax dollars should be finding a cure for this.
Also “tremor.” WTF LEG STOP WITH THE TREMORING.
Why did I eat that second Skinny Cow just now?
Curly, really? I’m going to have to see that to believe it. This post made me laugh out loud. And Jocy keeps her desk super straight. Not like some other people’s desks I know.